Author: Tsakani Stella Rikhotso

To the CEO of Neftaly, Neftaly Malatjie, Royal Committee Chairperson Clifford Legodi, Neftaly Royal Chiefs and Neftaly Human Capital

Kgotso a ebe le lena

• Why don’t programmers like nature? Too many bugs.
• I told my computer I needed a break… it froze.
• Why was the calendar nervous? Its days were numbered.
• I tried to be productive today. It didn’t work out.
• Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
• My brain has too many tabs open. None of them are responding.
• I started reading a book on anti-gravity. Couldn’t put it down.
• Why don’t meetings ever get cold? Because they’re always full of hot air.
• Why did Monday feel so long? Because Friday was too far away.
• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
• Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights.
• Coffee: because adulting is hard.
• I planned to be productive today… then tomorrow sounded better.
• Why don’t emails ever sleep? Because they keep you up all night.
• My work goal today: survive until lunch.
• I put my phone on silent… now it’s judging me quietly.